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Insidious: Chapter 3 (2015)
complete garbage
Insidious 3 is a pointless and unnecessary sequel (actually, from a story perspective, it is supposed to be a prequel, although it honestly does not matter how you place it in the overall story line, because it has nothing to do with the 1st two movies with the exception of few actors and a forced "cliffhanger" ending), which only serves as a cashgrab attempt to milk whatever is left of the franchise's name. There is absolutely nothing scary in this one, if you are one of those people who actually get frightened by the predictable, lame, cgi jumpscares, then you have no idea what a real horror movie looks and feels like. The story makes no sense, there is no explanation as to why the girl gets haunted, other than the excuse that she tried to contact her dead mother and now some entity has attached itself to her. The entity itself is not scary and at the end lets go of her in the lamest way possible. Speaking of the end, it changed the tone of the film completely and turned it into a lame romantic family drama which felt corny and out of place. The two "dudes" with the internet show that "tried" to help were ridiculous and overall I was under the impression that the movie crew had no real idea if they want to make a scary horror movie or a parody of some sort. Like I said in the summary - complete garbage, horror fans - avoid, there is nothing original or remotely scary to see here.
It Follows (2014)
utter bore fest
It Follows was a complete bore fest, lacking any scares or script cohesiveness, sprinkled heavily with horrible acting, low budget sets, wanna-be-cool-like-the-70s-slasher-classics soundtrack that only comes off as annoying, and an absolutely anti climactic finish. If you believe this movie was anything above 3/10 you are either related to the cast, a mentally deranged imbecile or some hipster "pretendo". Putting this title in the same sentence with The Exorcist, Halloween, The Shining, or even completely mediocre modern horror movies like Insidious (yes, Insidious is also highly overrated, but compared to this crap it looks like Citizen Kane) offends me as a human being and makes me question the credibility of IMDb's and Rotten Tomatoes's rating system. Avoid!
Godzilla (2014)
Atrocious
Godzilla 2014 is one big lie. If you are interested in seeing this movie because of the awesome trailers - I have some bad news for you. You probably already went through several negative reviews here and might be wondering, is the movie really that bad? Well...unfortunately it is.
Unless you are a 12 year old who wants to see a couple of giant bugs walking around and a bunch of people with no facial expressions trying to shoot them down with M4s, you WILL be disappointed.
There is one positive thing i can say about the production - the CGI is decent. It's not mind-blowing though. The rest is just a terrible mess of plot holes, nonsense, absolutely terrible acting and a missing script. The characters are absolutely terrible and flat, with zero development, which would not be so bad if the movie was not trying to force them on you all the time. This is NOT a fun giant monster movie. Instead of focusing on the cheesy parts and let us have some fun with it, it tries to be a serious human-oriented drama, and it fails miserably to deliver.
One of the biggest issues is the acting. Honestly, I haven't seen such poorly executed excuse for it in a very, very long time. With the exception of Bryan Cranston, who dies after 15 minutes, the rest of the people that took part in the production have absolutely no idea how to act. They look flat, uninterested and boring. There isn't a single WOW moment or a single piece of dialog that won't make you wish to go to bed. Nobody seems to care that there are a couple of giant monsters destroying everything on their way and acts as if this is something that happens every now and then.
The decisions that most characters take are also unbelievably stupid. Just watch the Golden Bridge scene and you will understand...
Godzilla itself has a relatively small role in the whole movie, it looks fine, but out of place... It feels as if someone took Starship troopers, made the bugs bigger and then solved the issue by throwing Godzilla at them for no apparent reason.
The ending is extremely cheesy and a total cliché, as is the whole movie. Honestly, if you think this was a good, enjoyable movie, you are either 12, or have absolutely no taste or understanding of proper cinema.
AVOID
The Wicked (2013)
Absolute pile of sh*t
This is a movie that deserves a negative rating. The fact that it had a 9.3 for over a couple of weeks given by 11 users and a certain IMDb user defending this garbage in every thread about it reveals the desperation of the poor people involved in this production. The movie features an absolutely generic plot, a bunch of unknown actors that cannot act even if their lives depended on it and some terrible CGI. There is nothing scary about this one and it honestly offers zero redeeming qualities. Stay away as if it was the pest. 90 minutes of my life forever lost. Pure garbage. 1/10 and i am being extremely generous.
Bone Sickness (2004)
holy mother of crap movies....
this is the lamest thing i've ever seen..i suppose the comments on it such as "what a great old school zombie movie" and other junks are written by people involved in the production.i cannot imagine that someone who considers himself as a reasonable person can give a higher vote than 1.actually i do not think the movie deserves even 1,it's mostly like -10. there's no plot,there's no acting,there's no even one decent character conversation,the zombies are awful,the filming is the worst part.the camera man is putting his heart into the attempt to film almost everything else except the actors. yes,there are fountains of blood and piles of guts,which look totally fake.there's only one decent scene in which the sick husband spits worms.nothing else. ...it's just a crap,shot in someone's backyard,and i've wasted more than 90 minutes of my life to watch it.don't make the same mistakes...