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Ambulance (2022)
I needed an ambulance due to the nauseating shaky cam!
Why Why Why..... it's not clever, it makes the audience feel like vomiting!
This movie was actually quite good, if it wasn't for the absolutely horrendous shaky/zoom in/out camerawork!
Please stop it, we hate it!!!
Gemma Collins: Diva on Lockdown (2020)
You must be brain dead to watch this!
Seriously, is this what TV has now become?!
I pity the youth of today who watch this and think it's normal life!
Bill & Ted Face the Music (2020)
PC, WOKE, BAME rubbish saved by 'Death'
To clarify, I LOVE the originals, they are absolute classics in my opnion.
This however, is just a PC, WOKE & BAME load of rubbish with NOTHING original.
Women save the day, what a shocker...... the final song is just cr@p!
Death was the only character I actually laughed at, he brilliant!
Do NOT watch this if you like the originals, which is the only reason it has 2 stars.
Open 24 Hours (2018)
Slloooooowwwwwww
As I described, it's slow slow slow. I got 40 minutes in and turned it off.
Also, why do the girls have to spark up a cigarette at every opportunity, hideous, no need!!!
31 (2016)
Shaky cam, swearing, more shaky cam, more swearing....
Like the title, it's a full on shaky cam fest, so you can't see what's going on most of the time.
Also, don't get me started on the added 'Grain' to the picture.
A new low for Mr Zombie, time to retire!
The Predator (2018)
Did they really use the line "Get to the chopper" in this.... yes, they did!
Ok, is it as bad as some people are saying? No
Was this an average action movie to waste 1.5 hours on? Yes
I LOVE the original and also Predator 2, both are classics in my opinion.
Bad points:
1) Did they really use the line "Get to the chopper" in this.... yes, they did, STOP IT!
2) Why did 'Trevante Rhodes' have to smoke in every scene, even blowing the smoke over the kid, hideous writing!
3) Why was 'Sterling K. Brown' wearing sunglasses at night?! In a spaceship?!
I could go on, but this gives you an idea as to the tatt thats in this!
A Confession (2019)
Ssshhhhhhaaaaakkkkkyyyyy camera..........
Yes, as you can see from the title, the camerawork is horrendous.
My misses watched this last night and said even she hated it (And it doesn't normally bother her)
Who is the buffoon that thinks this type of filming is 'Arty' or 'Realistic' needs sacking!
Another great show ruined, congratulations!
The Dead Don't Die (2019)
Slllloooowwwwwww, very Sllloooowwwwwwww
Seeing Bill Murray, Danny Glover and Steve Buschemi on the lineup I was really excited about this movie, but I honest couldn't wait for it to end.
The whole thing was painfully slow, albeit with the odd few laughs (Saying that I was the only one laughing in the cinema).
Such a shame as had huge potential
Hunted: Episode #4.3 (2019)
Are the contestants really this stupid?!
Let's get this right......
They go on the run so they can win £100,000 but are STUPID enough to use bank cards in pubs, film videos and post on social media and use public transport.
REALLY?!?!
I'll finish this season, but will not be watching again!
Escape Room (2019)
Generic cast members and bad acting, but film was actually ok!
The film was actually ok, good escape rooms and puzzles, but is certainly not better than 'Cube'
As usual though, they have to have a ginger, asian, white guy, black guy...... you get the idea!
Why, just why!!!
First Man (2018)
Horrendous handheld shaky cam, I nearly threw up!
My Tweet to Damien Chazelle.... What on the planet were you thinking with the camerawork?! How I didn't throw up is beyond me! The handheld shakycam is horrendous & what's with the zooming and blurring!! A great film completely ruined!
Mandy (2018)
Who actually thinks of this stuff, and who actually decides to make it?"
Let me first say, I'm a real fan of this sort of Grindhouse stuff normally, like Deathproof ETC.
The first hour of this is just terrible, so so ssslllooowwww......... Ok, the gore scenes are actually ok once it gets going, and I actualy like Cage in this.
I watched till the end (Unsure how) and when it finished I just thought, WHY?! Are the 10/10 reviewers also on the acid tabs that the actors are?!
Dont bother wasting your time!
Mile 22 (2018)
Another shaky cam, rapid cutting mess!
As I said in the title, I'm just sick of all of these action movies thinking they have to shake the camera for effect, NO..... STOP IT!!!!
Then they feel they have to cut the scenes about 4 times a second! NO.....STOP IT!!!!
As for the martial arts, well, probably brilliant..... if you could see any of it.