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RRRrrrr!!! (2004)
Global Warning
DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE.. This must be by far the most stupidest movie i ever set my eyes on the jokes in the movie are not funny the first time not funny the second time and so on so on. I like french movie like taxi and stuff but this one takes the cake even shut up was funnier. unfortunately you have to type ten lines before submitting this comment but my mother told one thing "if you do not have anything nice to say then do not say anything at all" but in this case it is my duty as citizen of this planet to warn society for this movie. I liked dumb and dumber i even like those french cops movies in the 80's so it is not that i like a "dumb"movie but truly this is totally stupid,really folks sorry the a great actor Gerard Depardue would do this movie still amazes me
Into the Blue (2005)
Into the Blue rather not
Into the blue is as shallow as the sea their diving in and that's about 6 meters or so. I thought finally an exciting movie featuring the wonderful sport of scuba diving but unfortunately i did not turn out that way. Into the blue is just a series of underwater shots and )(sometimes a scene with your typical good and bad guy to keep the story going) of beautiful people swimming holding their breath for way to long. Further more ascends and descends our male hero into the deep blue see far to often in a row which according to my own scuba education contributes to the Bens which can cause major injuries and even death after the cave which also features divers this is yet again a disappointment. I rather go diving myself in the pond next to my house
Æon Flux (2005)
Aeon Sucks
Aeon Flux should be renamed Aeon Sucks truly who can a people mess such a totally cool Anime. I mean they had everything written out for them they just has to convert the animation into real life action. And don't tell that is impossible I mean Blade Runner, Matrix and Sin City are for instance great movies which are totally done in a Manga/comic style why not this one. I mean the special effects are there the story is there so what's missing in Aeon Flux it's the style of everything it is missing the intensity, the drama, the odd camera angels, the slow motion and the intense close ups of characters. The are a few close ups there, like the one when our heroin almost gets pinned down on razor-sharp grass but that's all and by far not enough to keep the style going on, which is a total shame it could have been SO good.
Huo Yuan Jia (2006)
this is not just a kung-fu flick
At a first glance I thought of Fearless as a simple kick ass Martial arts film but learning it's origin I am thinking more and more of maybe I (me being dutch) did not get the true message from the screen which is unfortunately sad.
The fight scene are breathtaking, furious fast passed and hard hitting and just like a storm it is over our hero flees his fighting life to a peace full village only to find there among the rice planting people the true meaning of Martial Arts.
After a while he returns to his home town, only to discover that the foreign invaders mock the Chinese people and their traditions.
Our hero take on the challenge to restore the pride of the Chinese people by showing that the Chinese martial arts are truly the ultimate fighting style.
As I learned surfing the internet this is not just a dumb kung fu film but a glance at the live of Chinese national hero's maybe not entirely correct but still a hell of a martial arts movie jet li kicks as this truly his coolest, best movie since Hero Jerry
Memoirs of a Geisha (2005)
the best reason
After seeing Memoires of a Geisha only one thing came to mind PLEASE American directors stop trying to make Asian styled movies let the Asian's do it. Some how they are better in this, way better. It was not all bad the shots were done beautiful,and the costumes to they got an Oscar for that i believe, but what's up with the English language sorry folks, but that most of the cast isn't even Japanese OK i'll give you that but to let them speak English i thought my DVD was broke or something but no. This kind of movies make me tremble in fear in awaiting the latest project of Mr James Titanic Cameron called Battle Angel Alitta. yours truly jerry