Review of Seamless

Seamless (1999)
1/10
If movies are going to portray fashion designers as junkies they might as well do it right.
14 February 2001
All I can say about this movie is what a waste of my time and a loss of 2 dollars out of my wallet for renting this movie. I can imagine this movie would have been good if they had some talent that people heard of but all it did was take a name like Shannon Elizabeth (before she became popular i.e American Pie)and re-sell the movie as if it was a new release even though the movie was made in 1998(wow has it been that long). The movie is about Shannon Elizabeth who is a fashion (that is if you call it fashion)designer for a GEN X grunge thrift boutique shop and gets caught up with a fellow boutique owner who runs raves during it's off hours and has a bunch of L.A homeless kids mooching off of him. Well no less the fact that the movie has no premise or any kind of plot and makes me feel like I was watching another movie based on this kind of story called Where The Day Takes You. The writer of this movie tries to throw in a suspence twist with the character Raven using Shannon Elizabeth's boutique shop to run drugs through it's shipping distributor and having not any idea of what is going on, even I saw this one coming for a mile away. To sum it all up this movie gets a 1 out of a possible 10 just for seeing Shannon Elizabeth getting it on with the character JB in the movie. So save your money and do something productive with it rather then waste it on this movie or just wait for it to come onto cable.
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