The Incredibles (2004)

Teddy Newton: Newsreel Narrator

Quotes 

• Newsreel Narrator : Under tremendous public pressure and the crippling financial burden of mounting lawsuits, the goverment quietly initiated the Superhero Relocation Program. Superheroes were granted amnesty from past actions under the promise to never again resume hero work. Where are they now? They are living among us. Average people, average citizens quietly and anonymously making the world a better place.

• Newsreel Narrator : In a stunning turn of events, a superhero is being sued for saving someone who, apparently, didn't want to be saved. The plaintiff, Oliver Sansweet, who was foiled in his attempted suicide by Mr. Incredible, has filed suit against the famed superhero in Superior Court.

  Oliver Sansweet's Lawyer : Mr. Sansweet didn't ask to be saved, Mr. Sansweet he didn't want to be saved. The injury received from Mr. Incredible's actions, caused him daily pain.

  Mr. Incredible : Hey, I saved your life!

  Oliver Sansweet : You didn't save my life, you ruined my death. That's what you did!

  Mr. Incredible : Listen you little piece...

  Mr. Incredible's Lawyer : My client has no comment at this time.

  Newsreel Narrator : Five days later, another suit was filed by victims of the El train accident. Incredible's court losses cost the government millions. And opened the floodgates for dozens of superhero lawsuits the world over.

  Woman of Court : It is time for their secret identity to become their only identity. Time for them to join us, or go away.

  Newsreel Narrator : Under tremendous public pressure and the crippling financial burden of mounting lawsuits, the goverment quietly initiated the Superhero Relocation Program. Superheroes were granted amnesty from past actions under the promise to never again resume hero work. Where are they now? They are living among us. Average people, average citizens quietly and anonymously making the world a better place.